So at 2 a.m., I picked up the phone in this girl's bedroom, called my girlfriend, said, 'I'msorrywecan'tseeeachotheranymorebye' and hung up." —Roger, 27, social worker How He Really Feels After Calling It Quits"After I break up with a girl, I feel a tremendous sense of relief.Before you break up, you're agonizing because you're not sure if it's the right decision.The truth was, I wasn't all that into her."—Chad, 27, teacher "I was dating a girl I really liked, but I was drunk — and alone — at a party.
But when a multi-zillionaire playboy pro athlete voluntarily assumes the position and becomes a trophy wife, you know that America has collectively lost its collective balls. @rjbigelow But A-Rod is now officially a chick & she's the man, so her looks don't matter.
Sometimes I get sick of writing about ISIS, Islam, amnesty, and the Presidential race.
If she's afraid to tell me about that, what other irresponsible things has she done and hidden from me? It's always better than the sex you had when you were together because you don't have the relationship baggage anymore."—Ontario, 26, bartender"Sexual nostalgia can suck you in, especially after a few beers.
So I analyzed it with my friends to make sure I wasn't crazy." —Jason, 31, architect "I dated a girl once who turned out to be a stripper with two kids. I remember an ex coming over because she was upset and had just broken up with some guy.
#tcot #gop — Debbie Schlussel (@Debbie Schlussel) March 31, 2016 And like most gold-digger chicks, A-Rod is now dating the unattractive woman in this relationship strictly because of the size of her wallet. A-Rod has a track record of only “dating’ (euphemism) lookers.