Now we ask for doggie bags, Come home and take a pill. Now we stay home at night And watch the evening news. Arranged marriages I told my son, 'you will marry the girl I choose.' He said, 'no.' I told him, 'she is Bill Gates daughter.' He said, ' ok,yes.' I called Bill Gates and said, 'I want your daughterto marry my son,' Bill Gates said, 'no' I told Bill Gates, 'my son is the C. The pervert breathing heavily, says...,'I bet you have a real tight ass with no hair! I was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. So because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again.
That, my friend is how life is, And now my tale is told. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Please note that she asks five or six questions which he answered quite simply, but then she is speechless after answering only one question.
There was a time not long ago When life was quite a blast.
Now I fully understand About 'Living in the Past' We used to go to weddings, Football games and lunches..
Badoo is 'not a dating site' - but the social network 'for meeting new people' seems to work rather similarly to one...
although in a recent poll, 30 per cent of UK users admitted to meeting someone for sex via the site The privacy settings of the site are still a potential issue for some users.
I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your jacket pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.